If i was in Eugene, dear crook from Lombok, I would be writing an "Eye Saw You" in the Weekly. This is what I woud say:
THE SNEAKIEST OF SNEAKS
I saw you, sneak and crook your way into taking 30,000 rp (3 dollars....yes it is a lot) from my friend and I. You claimed you were part of our shuttle service, threw our bags in your horse cart, carted us about even though we told you to stop, wouldn't stop, took our ticket and wouldnt let us have it back, and initially demanded an outrageous 50,000 rp for the 2 minute ride. You should be ashamed, sir. I hope you know, that I am going to monkey forest tomorrow, and have peanuts for them. I will use these peanuts to befriend them and later convince them to steal your horse and cart, and probably your first born as well.
UNsincerly,
Angry Baracuda Moma
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